...you'll ruin your eyes.

Top five reasons I wear glasses (not contacts):

1. Glasses are sexy. Case. In. Point. (Plus if it's on a t-shirt, it must be so)
   
2. I'm not terribly fond of the idea of poking around in my eye.
   
3. I live in an incredibly dry climate. Not so good for contacts.
   
4. I have allergies that make my eyes itch. Again, not so good for contacts.
   
5. Did I mention the part about not poking my eye?